Okay, so it’s not Jessica, but I’ll take it. Ashlee Simpson was out in a bikini in Costa Rica with her boyfriend, Pete Wentz, the bassist for the rock band Fall Out Boy, this past weekend. They hanging out by a pool on what appears to be something that I would like to call a “mossy knoll”. Sure, it’s probably just some weird-looking Central American grass that grows down there, but “mossy knoll” just sounds so much more interesting. I mean, basically, without that little special characteristic here, you just have two skinny kids on vacation.
All right, all right… I actually think Ashlee looks pretty good in these bikini pictures. I mean, sure, she’s definitely isn’t hot enough nor talented enough to deserve to be famous… but hey, if part of living in the shadow of her ridiculously hot older sister means that she gets a free pass to a moderate level of fame… so be it! Okay, enough of me, I’ll let Ashlee’s bikini doing the rest of the talking. Enjoy, kids.
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